“Arsenal won’t win Premier League this season and here’s why”: Chelsea coach Enzo Maresca has revealed the real reasons Arsenal will not win any trophy this season

Arsenal need a change to win the Premier League

Although I think Arteta has done a good job at Arsenal after taking over from Unai Emery, I don’t see Arsenal winning the league under Arteta.

Liverpool slip up and Arsenal have a massive chance to capitalize on, and what do they do? Draw 0-0 against Everton at home. Whenever there is an opportunity to get closer to the top of the table, they almost never take advantage of the situation.

If Arsenal are going to win the league, they need a different manager, someone like Alonso or Fabregas going forward, but will that do much of a difference? I also love how Arsenal fans rip into United so much, but their own team can’t even win the League cup or Europa league.

If anyone deserves the title as a “bottle job team” it’s for sure Arsenal, they won’t win the league any time soon, I’ll give them another 5 years maybe even more.

Billion-pound bottle-jobs

Oh dear. What a surprise! Did anyone honestly expect anything else though from Arsenal? FAKE Basque Allardyce vs the OG Real Deal Set-Piece king Dyche! If anyone was ever going to be equipped to stop Arteta’s only real means of scoring a goal, it was going to be someone like Dyche. I actually stuck a bet on “under 0.5 goals” prior to the match, the outcome was THAT predictable. Gracias Mikel! Arteta is just lucky Moyes and Pulis ain’t still around to neuter his expensively-assembled team of goal-shy chokers!

I’ll leave it to other eagle-eyed analysts to point out that for the second week running, Arsenal have had an opportunity to significantly dent both Liverpool and Citeh’s points lead – and on both occasions, we’ve seen the Bottle-job choking tribute act fail to create a single thing from open play.

I said this two seasons ago and I’ll repeat it: Arteta doesn’t coach the attacking side of the game. There is zero creative attacking pattern, zero improvisation, not a single player capable of pulling out a moment of improvised brilliance outside of Saka. Imagine spending over £700m to assemble a Pulis Tribute act that’s more toothless than a pensioner munching through their gum-shield! If Arsenal don’t take the lead in matches or fall behind, you’re almost guaranteed that they will not win that match.

A reminder, that Mikel Arteta is paid an outrageous £15m a season!!! His £65m ashtray is on £280k a week, whilst the £50m Brazilian beach-bum is on £240k a week. What did they do again?

Arsenal fans spent the entire summer mocking Chelsea’s dysfunctional shitshow, whilst exalting Arsenal’s “stability” as a paragon of virtue. We heard similar shite under Wenger about “stability” (which some others would simply call “persistent mediocrity?) The irony is, of the two clubs, Chelsea appear to have a young team going somewhere, and capable of scoring several goals in a match – Enzo Maresca, a guy who was coaching in the Championship last year is playing superior football and racking up more points in his first major job. We’ve all talked about Slot, and how his showing on a nothing summer spend, is a humiliation for Arteta.

I’ll say again: it will be absolutely beautiful to witness the kinds of absurd excuses Arsenal fans will come up with this time, to excuse such shocking choking and managerial ineptitude. Irony is that the “billion-pound bottle-jobs” is Arteta’s Arsenal – and not Maresca’s Chelsea. Who knew!

Stewie Griffin (10-man Liverpool coming from behind twice and scoring 2 goals from open play. Didn’t Arsenal fans tell us you’re not allowed to score goals if you’re down to 10? Isn’t that the reason they scored zero goals at Bournemouth, zero goals v Brighton after the red, etc?)